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Smackdown Report for Aug 22 - Another Scramble
POSTED: August 23, 2008 - 1:12 am
CATEGORIES: Wrestling
It is a sad day at The Fight Network today due to this being my last ever Smackdown Report. I am quitting because, quite frankly, I can't handle Vince McMahon yapping in my ear-piece as I type up the reports each and every week. But more on that in due course. For now, let's get on with the action because this report isn't a Triple H burial, it's a LAW celebration!
The last Smackdown that I will ever report on was broadcasted out of Moline, Illinois, and was booked around the Championship Scramble gimmick, of which I'll get more to later. Tazz and Jim Ross called the action from ringside.
The show starts off with a video promo by Vickie Guerrero, who attempts to turn face by apologizing for her character over the past few months. She blames her ill behaviour on the influence of Edge, who she tackily refers to as being in hell (complete with a fake laugh that was phoney enough to make Natalya jealous!). Vickie's hair, make-up, and clothing are all different as well, emphasising the supposed change in her character. The promo ends with the GM explaining that Smackdown will have its own "Championship Scramble" to compliment RAW's at Unforgiven. The participants are not yet named, however, as they will be determined via qualifying matches throughout the night.
Ah Vickie! I will always remember you as the character who should have stayed heel. But someone who definitely should never go heel is loyal reader Mr. Weaver!
CURTAIN JERKER: MARIA vs NATALYA
Headlock take-down by Maria, but Natalya counters with a head-scissors.
Arm-wrench by Natalya, but it is countered by Maria courtesy of an arm-drag.
Head-scissor's take-down by Maria.
Powerslam by Natalya on her opponent into the ring ropes! Maria starts selling a left leg injury, which Neidhart exploits.
Maria soon forgets about the injury and then bronco-busts on Nattie in the corner.
Suddenly Maryse comes out to do a run-in (and in doing so becomes the first Diva to actually have a full-on entrance, complete with theme music, for a run-in!). The referee immediately calls for the bell.
Winner: Maria (via DQ)
After the match Michelle McCool runs in for the save (sans theme music).
Ah, Natalya! I will always remember you as the character the WWE are trying to portray as as similar to your father, Jim Neidhart, as possible (right down to the laugh, red hair, and ‘seemingly' one-strap outfit). But someone who is not so directly compared to their father (probably) is loyal reader Mr. Esposito! (Unless he's Tony's or Phil's son).
Cameras cut to the back, where a happy Vickie Guerrero is being wheeled in her wheelchair by Chavo and Bam Neely through the backstage area. Suddenly they bump into an even happier Big Show! The Big Show asks who his opponent is going to be in his Championship Scramble Qualifier tonight, but Vickie says, awkwardly, that due to an "oversight" she forgot about him. The Big Show seems to hold back tears before heading out to ringside and grabbing a seat to watch other wrestlers compete for entry into the Championship Scramble.
Ah, Big Show, I will always remember you as the ghost of Smackdown!
At this time I'd like to thank loyal reader Mr. Brewer for his support of my column. Mr. Brewer is surely a man the Smackdown General Manager would never forget about!!
MATCH TWO: SCOTTY GOLDMAN vs FUNAKI vs RYAN BRADDOCK vs ARMANDO ESTRADA vs SUPER CRAZY vs THE BRIAN KENDRICK (W/EZEKIEL) vs KURT HAWKINS vs ZACK RYDER vs JIMMY WANG YANG vs VLADIMIR KOZLOV; CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE QUALIFYING BATTLE ROYAL
All of the men partner off to start the match. The first big moment comes when Vladimir Kozlov is tossed over the top rope by nearly every member of the Battle Royal!
Scotty Goldman is eliminated second.
Suddenly The Big Show climbs into the ring and eliminates everyone except for Brian Kendrick, who is thrown over the top rope but caught by Ezekiel on the outside!
Winner: The Brian Kendrick
Harry Smith sightings: 0
Jimmy Wang Yang sightings: I lost count
At this time I'd like to thank loyal reader Mr. Shakelford, who is probably at home right now laughing at how the title of the Battle Royal was longer than the description of the match itself!
A vignette airs for R-Truth. I think the way WWE are bringing him in is very smart. Ron has never been a great talker on the mic so these pre-taped vignettes are the perfect way for him to make his debut. It builds up his character and when he finally makes his first live appearance he can just let his ring work do the talking for him!
MATCH THREE: MVP vs FESTUS (W/JESSE); CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE QUALIFYING MATCH
Both men trade blows in the early going, but it's Festus who eventually gains the upper hand.
Vertical-suplex by the big man!
Hard clothesline by Festus.
Fall-away slam by Festus as he continues his all-power attack.
Unfortunately for "The Corn-Fed Colossus," Festus misses MVP and shoulder-charges the ring post with his left arm. MVP targets the injury to swing momentum back into his favour.
Good selling of the arm injury by Festus. MVP hits an arm-bar take-down for a near fall!
Corkscrew shoulder-charge by the big man!
The finish of the match comes when MVP kicks Jesse in the head on the outside, causing Festus to come to his friend's aid but meaning that he also gets counted out in the process.
Winner: MVP (via count-out)
After the match Festus charges back into the ring to exact some revenge on MVP, but then the bell rings to signify the official end of the match, which instantly places Festus back into his stoic state. MVP takes advantage of this by drive-by kicking his rival back to the outside of the ring! The crowd boo the unmitigated attack on the completely unaware Festus, drawing some good heat for MVP.
At this time I'd like to point out someone who doesn't enter a stoic state at the sound of a bell, loyal reader Mr. Bernard!
MATCH FOUR: SHELTON BENJAMIN vs FINLAY (W/HORNSWOGGLE)
Shelton cuts a promo before the match starts and rips into Michael Phelps, who has been referred to as "the gold standard" at the Olympics. Benjamin disputes this and claims that "there is only one gold standard, and his name is Shelton Benjamin!" All in all, a fairly good heel promo. Too bad it didn't get the heat it could have. Perhaps Shelton should have stoked the fires a bit more like MVP did?
The bell rings. Collar and elbow tie up by both men. Finlay grinds Shelton into the mat, gaining several near falls in the process!
Eventually Shelton disobeys referee Charles Robinson's direct orders for a clean break, which lights a fire under the Irishman! Both men grapple aggressively in the ring and then the action spill to the outside! Charles Robinson manages to regain control of the contest, but the intensity level has been significantly increased in this match!
Finlay continues to work his opponent into the canvas, twisting and contorting the United States Champion's left leg!
Shoulder-charge by Finlay, but he misses! Finlay's left shoulder hits the ring post hard!
Shelton Benjamin targets the injured left shoulder of his rival, taking control of the match.
A vicious kick to the back of the head of Finlay causes referee Charles Robinson to check on the Irishman for a possible concussion.
Finlay loves to fight, though, and gets back into the driver's seat by catching Benjamin in the ring apron!
Shelton knocks Finlay off the top of the turnbuckle and to the outside, completely swinging momentum of the match one more time.
Back in the ring now, and Finlay hits a jaw-breaker for a near fall!
T-Bone Suplex by Shelton Benjamin! 1-2-no!!
Multiple clotheslines by Finlay followed by a butt-splash.
Suddenly Mike Knox comes down to ringside and assaults Hornswoggle. The distraction is enough for Shelton to hit his Pay Dirt on Finlay for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
After the match Mike Knox lays a beat-down on Finlay for good measure.
After a commercial break we see Chavo Guerrero awkwardly state to Vickie that "it would have been cool" if he had been "in a Championship Scramble Qualifying Match." Haha! After an awkward moment of silence, Chavo switches gears and starts talking about The Undertaker, questioning if he thinks Vickie should apologize to The Dead Man since Taker is "someone who holds a grudge." Vickie agrees that the idea is sound as the segment comes to a close.
MATCH FIVE: THE GREAT KHALI (W/RANJIN SINGH) vs JEFF HARDY
Ah, The Great Khali! If there were Olympics for crappy wrestling, you would take home the gold, silver, AND bronze!
Triple H comes out to do guest commentary for this one, saying in reference to his title defence at SummerSlam that "big trees fall hard." (The also can't wrestle).
The story of this match quickly unfolds as being Jeff's quickness versus Khali's strength.
Eventually Khali catches the nimble Jeff Hardy and then drops him like an invitation to a wrestling school.
Still on commentary, Triple H delivers the clever insight that "Jeff Hardy is no Triple H, but Jeff Hardy is Jeff Hardy." Amazing. I had never even noticed that before!!!
Somehow, The Great Khali has actually broken a sweat by just standing in the ring.
Twist-of-Fate against the flow of the match! Jeff Hardy scales the turnbuckle but Ranjin Singh distracts him from the ring apron. This prompts Triple H to pull Singh down, taking him out! Khali attempts to gain a measure of revenge on Triple H for what he did to his manager, but Triple H hits the giant Indian with a steel chair for his troubles! Hardy hits a weak Whisper In The Wind on Khali and picks up the surprise pinfall victory!
Winner: Jeff Hardy
After the match Triple H cuts a self-hype promo about the upcoming Championship Scramble and his chances in it. Kenny Dykstra comes out for no apparent reason and demands to be taken seriously, seconds before eating a Pedigree. Triple H ends the segment with the burying words of, "Good to see ya Kenny."
Cameras cut to the back where Zack Ryder and Kurt Hawkins run into the GM's office to inform Vickie that "The Undertaker is here!"
MAIN EVENT SEGMENT: LA FAMILIA'S APPOLOGY TO THE UNDERTAKER
La Familia are situated in the ring as Vickie Guerrero leads the proceedings. Unfortunately, she is still far too comfortable in her heel role to get over as a believable babyface, despite that supposedly being her main goal.
Vickie calls for "a standing ovation" for The Undertaker, which is led by La Familia.
The lights dim and the familiar bell toll of The Dead Man signals the entrance of one of the greatest WWE Superstars of all time. The Undertaker methodically makes his way towards the ring and then steps between the ropes. La Familia are in awe!
The Undertaker is sporting some new wrestling tights, completely black except for a bright red Taker logo on each thigh. Vickie speaks first, saying that she "delivered [her] husband to [him] at Hell In The Cell," before getting cold feet and suggesting that they "can talk about this [apology] next week" if he likes. Finally, Vickie gets down on her knees, begging for forgiveness from The Phenom.
The Undertaker pauses, then speaks! The crowd pop loudly! "Look at me woman!" Says Taker, "I didn't come out here for an apology. I come for your soul!!!"
This statement by The Dead Man prompts La Familia to surround him in the middle of the ring. Taker takes each member out in turn before finally succumbing to the number's game. Chavo grabs a chair but then The Undertaker gets his second wind and cleans house! Chokeslams all around... but Vickie escapes! Smackdown goes off the air with The Undertaker giving the General Manager the cut-throat gesture from inside the ring, signifying that there is unfinished business between the two!
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Final Thoughts (literally!): I do not like the idea of having two Championship Scrambles in one night at Unforgiven, mostly because you can not book the same match twice but also because the gimmick itself is a poor concept. The only way you can book such a match properly is to have the champion retain with just a mere pinfall or submission victory right at the death. Anything else and you risk devaluing the title and making the champion and/or challengers look weak by having multiple wrestlers beat the champion/each other multiple times within the 20 minute time limit.
I did not understand the point of burying Kenny Dykstra at all. It seems the WWE like to play the "no chance in hell" card for many of their up-and-coming Superstars, but there are many better (and more unique) ways to establish a talent like Kenny. (Like, not making him a joke for starters).
I was happy to see Finlay and Shelton Benjamin given so much time, as they put on a Match Of The Night performance, despite the finish. I also like where the WWE seem to be going in terms of The Undertaker/La Familia angle. It seems that Vickie will probably remain in her heel role, and perhaps Edge and her can even reunite to feud against The Dead Man once this storyline needs another refresher.
Finally, I want to thank all of my loyal listeners: Mr. Beazley, Mr. Radhakrishnan, Mr. Stradlin, Mr. Wright, and all the rest (you know who you are!). Thank you so much for all your support. I also want to thank John Pollock and everyone involved with The LAW too, for giving me this opportunity to write for you and to entertain your readers; I have enjoyed every minute of it! I also want to wish Blaine van der Griend the best of luck in continuing the tradition of fine reporting here on The Fight Network; I know you will continue to do an awesome job in my absence! And lastly, if you're still reading this far down, then I suppose I should mention the real reason I'm leaving. I will be moving to Iceland where I will basically be learning about how to be a Viking (I'm already growing the beard). But before I leave the country I will have time to make one final O'Grady's appearance, on Monday September 1st, in Toronto. So, if you are in the Toronto area as well and want to join me and the rest of the staff and supporters of The LAW, then please feel free to join us from 9pm - 11pm. The LAW always has a presence at O'Grady's on Monday nights and not only do you get to watch RAW on the big screen there, but you also get the chance to take part in fun wrestling trivia and win great wrestling prizes.
So, once again, thanks for tagging along and hopefully our paths will continue to cross in the future. Wrestling is our bond. Cheers!
COMMENTS (49): Submit A Comment
1. Gotthorm
August 23, 2008 - 3:02 am
Hey guys I made a petition to get Dan "The Mouth" Lovranski removed from the airwaves, hopefully you guys can pass it along and help us get rid of this cancer. United we are strong ** replace \ with forward slash ** www.petitiononline.com\Mouth\petition.html
2. Jason
August 23, 2008 - 3:40 am
I'm goanna go out on a limb here and call gotthorm a work. Theres no way that any one that has nothing to gain from this shit would go through to this extent to get a radio host banned.
Your a work. Someone from the fight network is putting you on, and if I'm wrong then how about this. I start my own online petition. One that supports Dan, if in thirty days, I get more listener signatures then you, then you shut the F up and listen to what the fans want.
This is a fair challenge, let the listeners have their say. Otherwise this is just harassment and your just a stupid little bitch
What do you say?
If you don't accept and you dont get banned from this site, im pretty sure that the LAW will do more damage to this site then good, I just want to get some fucking news during my day, I dont need some virgin loser ruining a great internet concept for everyone. so I hope someone is with me here, He takes the challenge or gets banned.
By the way, I'm not getting paid to do this. I just want to discuss wrestling news with real fans and not some spam bot loser.......
YOU READY TO TAKE THE CHALLENGE?
BITCH!
3. Gotthorm
August 23, 2008 - 3:49 am
Well if you guys download the July 27th show and listen to the X-tra segment, you'll find that this comment board has now been abandoned by The Law and that they are looking into the possibility of having it removed all together. Mouth sounded as if he was about to cry. I kinda feel this went a bit too far... this wasn't my intention. Maybe I should apologise. OK, here goes... to all the good people who signed my petition - I have been accused of wrong doings. But these false accusations shall not deter us. We WILL axe Mouth by the spring, at any cost! AND... our stock will rise HIGH!
4. worried fan
August 23, 2008 - 4:24 am
No disrespect Jason but your "challenge" sounds like something I would hear on Jason Agnew's gameshows... did you type it up while drunk? By all means start your own petition, it won't even get half as many signatures as Gotthorm's petition.
5. Stradlin
August 23, 2008 - 6:29 am
Good Luck In The Future
6. Matilda
August 23, 2008 - 7:31 am
Comment number 2 is Jason Agnew? It sounds like him.
7. Deusty
August 23, 2008 - 9:27 am
I selected this thred to read about Smackdown...not your goodbye. You should have made a different listing for it.
8. Jason
August 23, 2008 - 11:05 am
Sorry, Jason Agnew, but Time Shift Trivia is awful. Completely unwatchable, even with that hot chick! Won't last long! Bring back Brain Battle!
9. loser leaves town match?
August 23, 2008 - 11:48 am
I think a petition match is a good idea,im pretty sure anyone that isnt an insane douchenoozle would do a run in on gotthorm tho
10. T.J.
August 23, 2008 - 11:55 am
How long is WWE going to drag this stupid wheel chair crap on with Vicki Guerrero? Okay, Vickie gets tombstoned by the Undertaker and is in a wheel chair for god only knows but John Cena gets ran into by a car and is back the next night perfectly fine.
11. CoolHand
August 23, 2008 - 1:44 pm
Sounds like a way to get Triple H a few more title reigns quickly. Maybe he can catch Flair this year after all!
12. CoolHand
August 23, 2008 - 1:45 pm
Sounds like a way to get Triple H a few more title reigns quickly. Maybe he can catch Flair this year after all!
13. Karsten
August 23, 2008 - 2:33 pm
I think that we should have a debate with Dan and Gotthorm in a "Loser Leaves Live Audio Wrestlnig Debate" this sunday night on the LAW. I think that it would settle the differences between persistent Gotthorm and Dan "The Mouth" Lovrankski. I do think that by ignoring what Gotthorm has been posting is only making them look bad in the sense that they don't address any issues that anyone has with the radio program. I do think that by doing this it will make the LAW look superior in every way, shape and form and the same to Gotthorm on every level. Enjoy the rest of your weekend guys and gals!
14. Chris From Toronto
August 23, 2008 - 2:42 pm
Hey, that sounds like and awesome idea Karsten...but would the LAW accept the challenge and promote this person on their "radio" program...although maybe they would because Pollock, Agnew and even Dan himself have all acknowledged him in one way or another. That would be awesome to see and listen to...
15. Flex Kavana
August 23, 2008 - 2:58 pm
Time Shift trivia was complete shit. Agnew is a terrible host even on a second grade version of Jack Korpela's set. He also looks like a dime store knock off of comedian Greg Proops.
16. fkyslf
August 23, 2008 - 3:18 pm
Deusty, its his last article what's the big deal.
17. Bob
August 23, 2008 - 5:16 pm
Does anyone know when DH Smith will be back on smackdown?
18. Gotthorm
August 23, 2008 - 5:27 pm
Hey guys, there is no way I could battle Dan because he is my superior in evey way. Plus my Mommy wont let me use the phone after she gives me my bath Sunday night.
19. Gotthorm
August 23, 2008 - 5:31 pm
Hey guys, I am not a work. I am just a big pussy with no life.
20. Gotthorm
August 23, 2008 - 5:31 pm
Do you ever hear Dan or Jason say things like "we'll take a break, and when we come back we'll have some of our weekly guests on"? No. Instead they say they'll "take a few phonecalls", trying to give their audience the impression that anyone can call in and be put on the air. What they tell you is not the reality. "Taking phonecalls" is the same as doing a "weekly guests" segment, because like I said they only put on people they trust will not criticize them. With the growing number of people hating on them for all the silly stunts they've pulled over they years, you can see why Dan and Jason would take these precautions.
21. Redneck
August 23, 2008 - 5:32 pm
Good luck Milky, always enjoyed your spin on things. Your wit will be missed.
22. Karsten
August 23, 2008 - 5:36 pm
Well, I think that this Sunday will be a good night to see Gotthorm and Dan have the "Loser Leaves Town Debate, The LAW Edition" If Gotthorm and Dan are ready to take the plunge, then they will publicly accept the challenge on this board.
23. I've Had Enough Of This BS
August 23, 2008 - 5:50 pm
I have absolutely had it up to here with this web site. I am so sick of this Gotthorm shit. I try and post comments about wrestling and everyone else is too damn busy commenting on this ass wipe Gotthorm's comments. You guys here at the LAW need to find a way to end this shit because it's pissing a lot of people off and making a lot of people not want to come back to this site. I am fed up with it and from now on I'm going to figurefour online to get my wrestling news. So long LAW and everyone else, you only have Gotthorm to thank for ruining this web site.
24. Matt
August 23, 2008 - 6:01 pm
Maybe we should call this website GLAW..Gotthorm Live Audio Wrestling because all of the talk around here is about Gotthorm..not Triple H, The Big Show, Chuck Liddell, Rampage or even GSP..I think that when guests come on the show all they will talk about is Gotthorm and his petition..big changes need to be made to this website in order for people to start taking MMA seriously.
25. Kenndal
August 23, 2008 - 6:05 pm
Well, I do believe that the best way to deal with this situation is to have Gotthorm and Dan have a "Loser Leaves Town Debate, The LAW Edition" in order to have a resolution in the monstrosity. So, this Sunday on The LAW the debate should happen. Then, on Monday at O'Grady's we should have the celebration party for the winner and we should all chip in to buy the winner chicken wings and watch Monday Night Raw.
26. kmusky
August 23, 2008 - 6:18 pm
How would Gotthorm even have a chance in the debate? All he would do is repeat the same phrase over and over again...
27. Gotthorm
August 23, 2008 - 6:21 pm
Hey guys, didn't you read my previous messages. I am a big pussy and there is no chance I could ever beat Dan, who is my superior in every way.
28. Gothorm
August 23, 2008 - 6:44 pm
In case you guys didn't quite get it the first time, here it is again in CAPS!!!! I AM A BIG PUSSY AND THERE IS NO CHANCE I COULD EVER BEAT DAN, WHO IS MY SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY.
29. worried fan
August 23, 2008 - 7:57 pm
Mouth to Meltz now... "yeah yeah yeah", ""yeah... ahha... yeah.... that's true", "yes yes... yeah... yeah... absolutely true" !!!! you can put a DOG in there to interview Meltz and he'll be of same use. It's so far removed from journalism that it's a fucking parody that they think of themselves as journalists on that show. LONG LIVE BIG DADDY DONNIE HE BUILT THE LAW and Mouth is TEARING IT DOWN
30. Alan Lays on Cock
August 23, 2008 - 8:26 pm
How come none of you motherfuckers care that this is my last smackdown report? Havent my smarky remarks about a business I know nothing about made you laugh over the last few weeks? Havent my opinions changed your souls? I know I am a piece of shit thats sole purpose in life is watch wrestling and write a paragraph on a stupid site on the internet but thats doesnt make me a worthless motherfucker!! Now I am gonna shoot a big load all over my computer screen and lick it off as my final good bye!!
31. Karsten From Toronto
August 23, 2008 - 8:32 pm
Hey guys now that the cock is retiring I wouldn't mind taking over his duties to add to my already grueling schedule. I know Law is grooming me to be their new lead host but in the meantime I don't mind taking on as many responsibilities as humanly possible. I will give you both my mind and body to prove my dedication.
32. duke
August 23, 2008 - 8:42 pm
I completely agree with everything this guy says...I dont understand why you dont just delete his posts.it is not hard. this is stupid and tired.................................................................................I have absolutely had it up to here with this web site. I am so sick of this Gotthorm shit. I try and post comments about wrestling and everyone else is too damn busy commenting on this ass wipe Gotthorm's comments. You guys here at the LAW need to find a way to end this shit because it's pissing a lot of people off and making a lot of people not want to come back to this site. I am fed up with it and from now on I'm going to figurefour online to get my wrestling news. So long LAW and everyone else, you only have Gotthorm to thank for ruining this web site.
33. Gotthorm
August 23, 2008 - 8:45 pm
Hey duke! I see you carry alot of resentment for me. Now you know how I feel about The Mouth. The best thing you can do is sign my petition and help me get The Mouth off the airwaves. When he's gone, I'll stop petitioning and everyone will be happy... well maybe except for John Pollock who digs how many "unique hits" I create for this site. But you get my drift... joining my cause is the solution.
34. duke
August 23, 2008 - 10:10 pm
I dont understand how you are enjoying ruining a very good community wrestling board. Post a wresting comment or get a life
35. Matilda
August 23, 2008 - 10:30 pm
"a very good community wrestling board", duke?? Between the gay jokes and impersonations there's nothing of value being written here. The good comments are maybe 5 percent of everything written. Maybe you WANT it to be a good wrestling board, but that's just wishfull thinking. A unmoderated wrestling board where anyone can post whatever they want under whatever name they want will never amount to anything, and duke is stupid for not realizing that.
36. Gotthorm
August 24, 2008 - 2:04 am
To John Pollock -- the show where you edited out the caller's criticism of Dan took place June 8th. His name was Mike, his last name I forgot but I do recall that it was very long. He called in right at the end of the show, he had an old stern voice, and among the things he said was "why does Dan hide behind the pretense of journalism when what he's really doing is spreading false and biased information?". You hanged up on him, Mouth went "Tssss tssss tssss", Jason said "do we go to break?" and you hit commercial. You're telling me you don't remember this caller? Whatever. Just know that from now on I will be recording the shows from live radio and if I notice you keep pulling this crap and edit out any more criticism of Dan Lovranski then I will upload the original version and expose you. As for encouraging me to call into your show, I'm afraid that wouldn't be very fair considering you control the airwaves. Why don't you meet me on neutral ground instead? Or better yet.. why don't Dan "The Mouth" Lovranski contact me himself instead of you running his errand? I've read plans for Dan... and trust me, they're not very pleasant.
37. Ken In Scarborough
August 24, 2008 - 4:26 am
*High Pitched Squealing Girlie Voice* Just want to let you all know that Karsten and I have invited Ron From Etobicoke over to join us for our sleep over this weekend. We all have matching Triple H pajamas on and are watching Time Shift Trivia over and over again, and watching all of Jason Agnew's past hit shows like Teen Dating, Brain Battle, Pop Q, Conventioneers, etc. We can't get enough, especially Ron. This guy keeps calling into them all even though we are watching them over tape, but we love him, and let him do it anyway. My mom baked us cookies and brownies, Mmmm Mmmm good. Man, Agnew's co-host on Time Shift Trivia is hot. Karsten has a woody that just won't go away, he already accidently poked me with it. Well at least I hope it was an accident, hehe. Gotta go, I will call into the LAW this Sunday night and let everyone in on how you can join us for future sleep overs. Goodnight!
38. Chris From Toronto
August 24, 2008 - 4:51 am
Ken, you liar. Karsten doesn't get a woody from looking at girls! You probably massaged him to get him in that state.
39. Karsten
August 24, 2008 - 10:06 am
Alright guys, I think that tonight Gotthorm should call in to compete aganist Dan in a "Loser Leaves Town LAW Debate" to settle this thing once and for all, honestly! I think that it is ridiculous that this guys posts a 1000 times a day on here about Dan and his obsessive compulsive behaviour is annoying the shit out of all of us. I think if Gotthorm wants to prove his point and step up to the plate and be a man, he will call in and Dan will also acknowledge the situation. John, maybe you can set something up for tonight on the show for this to take place...Peace Guys
40. Laughing with you
August 24, 2008 - 10:53 am
Nice idea But to be honest I thinlk for all his talk that Gothorm is to gutless to call into the show. John even challenged him to do so one time and G chickend out. I have to say though that it is stupid that this site is getting so many complaints about this one issue and yet no one in charge is doing anything about it.
41. Redneck
August 24, 2008 - 11:20 am
40 comments, 3 of them are about wrestling. So long you f'n losers.
42. SUPER+HATE
August 24, 2008 - 12:10 pm
Look at all the whiney fags crying about Gotthorm.This is too much,a 20 minute game of "Hot Potato" with the title.GAY!!!!!!!!!
43. Gotthorm
August 24, 2008 - 12:26 pm
To all the pointy eared fools whining about me not calling into the show... I did last week, remember? As I wrote on this blog, their callscreener told me to "hold the line" but they never put me on. If you really want to listen to me on the air, then I suggest you bombard John Pollock with emails tonight and MAYBE he will give in and stop being a coward and let me on the air. I dobut it though - their policy has always been to ignore and sensor anyone criticising the show. So you'll probably hear the same old callers, like Chris From Toronto, Karsten From Toronto, or maybe Ken In Scarborough. When you hear Jason say "are we going to the phones? take some calls?" then remember... it's not really an interactive show, just the same old folks saying the same old things. Maybe that's why the show has become so boring compared to back in the old days with Jeff Marek and Big Daddy Donnie.
44. Matt
August 24, 2008 - 12:56 pm
Ok then dude, call in tonight at let's settle this shit once and for all. I'm sure that some people will even call in tonight and remind them on the air to let you on so you and Dan can battle it out. Stop posting on here like a loser everyday because even though you might have some valid points, they are all turned to shit once you start posting on here every 2 seconds. Take some advice here, be a man, call into the show and settle the differences on the air.
45. Gotthorm
August 24, 2008 - 1:13 pm
Hey guys, You all know I am not going to call the law tonight because I am a big fat pussy who hides behind his computer.
46. Rickstar from Oz
August 25, 2008 - 4:04 am
How did Brian i will never be Pillman get a chance in the scabble match,what has he done.Nothing at all,let the gimmick grow first.Cheers
47. bigDgribble
August 25, 2008 - 11:28 am
I think that Kendrick is just going to be a place holder for the Big Show. It's pretty obvious he's gonna have a fued with The Brian Kendrick over the right to be in the scramble.
48. Gotthorm
August 25, 2008 - 11:49 am
oh hey there guy's, i'm nothing but a god dammed idiot who's only purpose in life is to ruin a message board on a wrestling web site........... I am soooooooooooooooooo cool.
49. Jay
August 25, 2008 - 1:42 pm
This is a fucking joke.....I dont even listen to the show, I just want some fucking wrestling news and discussion with fans during my day. Someone needs to mod this site right away, I dont understand why not......
